before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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