thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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