I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!