Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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