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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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