I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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