i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
