VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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