Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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