Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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