He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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