i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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