Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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