i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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