Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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