If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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