But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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