omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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