Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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