i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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