Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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