You work out of a Hotel?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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