just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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