Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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