420 ftw
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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