playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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