didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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