Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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