I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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