so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We talked him into tasing himself.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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