I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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