I'll bet she douches with gravy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
whose parrot is this?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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