I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
