Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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