I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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