It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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