Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I met the friendliest cop last night
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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