sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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