We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
