smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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