I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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