I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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