People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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