Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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