I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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