I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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