You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
