i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize