Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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