If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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