And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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