so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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