..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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