"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I skipped work to stalk him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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